The Butter-Finger Hex of Tre Tucker
Tre Tucker · LV · WR
“Tucker is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Tucker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tucker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.