The Hamstring Hex of Tre Tucker
Tre Tucker · LV · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Tucker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- The broadcast shows Tucker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Tucker is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tucker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.