The Dropped Pass Hex of Tre Tucker
Tre Tucker · LV · WR
“Tucker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ref: "Number Tucker, that's a flag." Tucker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tucker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.