The Inch-Short Hex of Tre Tucker
Tre Tucker · LV · WR
“Tucker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- The QB looks at Tucker exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
90%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tucker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.