The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tre Tucker
Tre Tucker · LV · WR
“Tucker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Tucker's stadium. Only over Tucker.
- Tucker gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
83%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tucker, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.