The Inch-Short Hex of Tre Tucker
Tre Tucker · LV · WR
“Tucker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Tucker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tucker, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.