The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of TreVeyon Henderson
TreVeyon Henderson · NE · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Henderson's stadium. Only over Henderson.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Henderson's week
- Henderson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Henderson is already "Out" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.
87%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Henderson, Henderson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse TreVeyon Henderson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If TreVeyon Henderson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing TreVeyon Henderson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.