The Fumble Hex of TreVeyon Henderson
TreVeyon Henderson · NE · RB
“Henderson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Henderson's week
- Henderson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Henderson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
85%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Henderson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse TreVeyon Henderson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If TreVeyon Henderson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing TreVeyon Henderson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.