The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of TreVeyon Henderson
TreVeyon Henderson · NE · RB
“The broadcast shows Henderson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Henderson's week
- Henderson is already "Out" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.
- Henderson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Henderson, Henderson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse TreVeyon Henderson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If TreVeyon Henderson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing TreVeyon Henderson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.