The Kneel-Down Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Lawrence's stadium. Only over Lawrence.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Lawrence's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lawrence drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.