The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McBride's stadium. Only over McBride.
- Ref: "Number McBride, that's a flag." McBride: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McBride drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.