The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- Ref: "Number McBride, that's a flag." McBride: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McBride finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McBride's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.