The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McBride gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
92%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McBride's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.