The Chip-and-Release Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- McBride finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McBride, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.