The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- McBride goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McBride drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.