The Mystery Tweak Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McBride's stadium. Only over McBride.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McBride gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McBride, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.