The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- Ref: "Number McBride, that's a flag." McBride: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McBride will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
McBride scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.