The Late Scratch Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McBride's stadium. Only over McBride.
86%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McBride's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.