The Chip-and-Release Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A mysterious flag erases McBride's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McBride, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.