The Chip-and-Release Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows McBride on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
McBride scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.