The Chip-and-Release Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- McBride runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
91%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McBride's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.