The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- McBride sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
McBride scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.