The Mystery Tweak Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McBride's stadium. Only over McBride.
78%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McBride drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.