The Snap Count Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- McBride will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McBride's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.