The Snap Count Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- McBride lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
86%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McBride drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.