The Blocking Assignment Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- McBride goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McBride drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.