The Chip-and-Release Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- McBride is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McBride, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.