The Late Scratch Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- McBride will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McBride's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.