The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- McBride spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
88%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
McBride, McBride, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.