The Late Scratch Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The broadcast shows McBride on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McBride's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.