The Chip-and-Release Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- McBride is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McBride, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.