The Invisible Route Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- McBride spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
84%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McBride's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.