The Invisible Route Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- McBride gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
85%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McBride drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.