The Chip-and-Release Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- McBride runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
75%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McBride drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.