The Chip-and-Release Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McBride finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McBride's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.