The Blocking Assignment Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“A mysterious flag erases McBride's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- McBride catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
76%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McBride drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.