The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- McBride spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
92%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McBride's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.