The Mystery Tweak Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- The broadcast shows McBride on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McBride's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.