The Blocking Assignment Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“Ref: "Number McBride, that's a flag." McBride: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- McBride sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McBride drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.