The Snap Count Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- McBride is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McBride's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.