The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- McBride finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McBride, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.