The Invisible Route Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- McBride sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McBride's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.