The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McBride's stadium. Only over McBride.
- McBride is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McBride drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.