The Invisible Route Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McBride's stadium. Only over McBride.
76%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McBride's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.