The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- McBride scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
McBride, McBride, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.