The Late Scratch Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- A mysterious flag erases McBride's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- McBride lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
78%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McBride's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.