The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- McBride is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McBride drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.