The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“The broadcast shows McBride on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McBride is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
McBride, McBride, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.