The Blocking Assignment Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A mysterious flag erases McBride's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McBride's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.