The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- McBride finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McBride, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.